k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

(via chrisgiesen)

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

(via tuulelei)

krvsty:

once i made a tweet on twitter and it only got 2 retweets but i posted the same thing on tumblr and it got 100k notes i guess that sums up how i feel abt twitter

(via tuulelei)

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

(via tuulelei)

jahyalightyoassonfiyah:

niggaimdeadass:

i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family 

Hahahaha wtf

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

(via tuulelei)

australiansanta:

science more like sighence 

(via tuulelei)

• Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
• Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.